Very Specific Instructions

My brother makes a kick-ass stuffing. He and his wife are visiting over the holidays and he will make said stuffing. Today I received the following in an email from him:

Lest I forget, here's what you'll need to have on hand for stuffing:

One bag of herbed stuffing cubes (e.g., Pepperidge Farm) - not cornbread

One roll of sage pork sausage (e.g., Jimmy Dean silver label, which is apparently now gold with a small silver medallion on the front) - brand is not important, but sage is

one small bunch of celery

three or four yellow onions

three or four cans of chicken broth

one stick of butter-esque fatty substance

You must not vary from the path! I will feel the disturbance in the Force if you do.

And that's why it's a kick-ass stuffing; because he'll probably kick mine if I stray from the righteous path. ;)